Nobody tell him he didn't just win the Indy 500.

 I gotta get me one of these Aero-kits. Imagine the down force from the plywood wing.

 See honey we really did go to the race

 Even at night.

 No, they don't have pork rinds!

 Race Girl needs no comment

 You gotta be careful where you park your ride. The natives in the first ring suburbs from the Porsche paddoc can be colorfull.

 They told me AFTER I parked there that I had to bring their pet (in orange) home.

He did come with his own couch though.

 I'm not riding with no &^&*^*& top down all the way back to JAX

With a win for Porsche, I'm going to Disney World.